What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

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So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

No go.

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Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Next, they tried...

What is your review on the Last of Us Part 2?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why is Donald Trump so obsessed with Taylor Swift not supporting him? Why would he think she would want to support a sociopathic liar who pushes election lies in order to stay in political power?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

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Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

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Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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