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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:52

No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
No go.
What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Next, they tried...
What is your review on the Last of Us Part 2?
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives